John Cleese @JohnCleese
Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer johncleeseincinemas.com London Joined December 2007-
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Soldiers get £500 in legal aid to defend themselves. Meanwhile, IHAT (Iraq) £150 million and Afghan £58 million given out in prosecution lawyers fees. A disproportionate number of MPs and Civil Servants are lawyers or law graduates. Graft on a grand scale.
🚨 NEWS: Five SAS soldiers arrested on suspicion of double murder during an operation against ISIS in Syria were sent back into combat just 48 hours after being questioned by military police. A Sunday Times investigation reveals the soldiers were arrested following a July 2022
Brilliant, @RestoreBritain success in Bexhill will be simply fantastic.
There is no better feeling than posting a leaflet you believe in 🙏🏻🇬🇧 @RupertLowe10 @RestoreBritain Another successful day leafletting Bexhill-on-Sea with more of our team 🎉
This is the man who recently purchased the United States of America, and is currently making decisions regarding the US military and the war in Ukraine. WAKE THE FUCK UP AMERICA ... #VOTEBLUE TO PURGE THE FUCKING CLOWN SHOW.
So they can swiftly deport a rent boy on the quiet, but they can’t deport the leader of a grooming gang. Got it.
Kimberly Guilfoyle is accused of taking $3M in bribes, doing drugs and leaking information to China in alleged phone recording released by Eric Deters. Damn, is there one person in trump regime who is not in it for the money? In 2029 we may run out of jail cells.
Five series of Clarkson's Farm, and the same thing happened every year without anyone pointing it out. The wheat drowned in the wettest autumn on record. The sheep stood in the rain and lambed. The oilseed rape was eaten by flea beetle before it came up. The cows ate the grass that grew where the rape had failed. The potatoes rotted in a shed he could not sell them from. The pigs ate the potatoes. The wasabi, the chillies, the mushrooms in the bunker and the nettle soup made a few hundred pounds between them. The venison off the wood paid for the stalker and then some. The barley came in late, light and under the price it cost to grow, and the brewery took it at a discount. The beef off the same acres went out of the farm shop at a price people queued down the lane for. The arable half needed a two hundred thousand pound tractor, a man to drive it, a contractor to combine it, diesel, sprays, seed and a prayer to the sky. The grass half needed a fence and an animal. The one thing on that farm that failed every single year was the part a government leaflet tells you Britain should be growing more of. The one thing that never once failed was the part you are told the planet cannot afford. Five years of evidence, a thousand acres, the best advice in the county, and a camera crew to record it. The verdict was the same as every hill farmer's since the Domesday Book. On land like that, the animal is the only thing that works.
🇺🇸 Anthony Blinken: "95% of the economic aid to Ukraine 🇺🇦 NEVER left the U.S. 🇺🇸". • The story of $350 billion sent to Ukraine 🇺🇦 is a blatant lie. Former Special Representative Kellogg also said it was a LIE! • The U.S. 🇺🇸 has provided only $65.9 billion in military aid to Ukraine 🇺🇦. This was under Biden! Not a CENT under the Trump gestapo regime! Trump is a serial LIAR, and a russian paid traitor!
Tonight the left of British politics seem to want an argument with me about whether men going into women’s toilets is a lawful or unlawful act. I mean it’s a take, but not quite the winning one they think. I’ll say it slowly to help them. Biological sex is the law.
“Resist it while you still can... the barbarian never take the city until someone holds the gates open for them and it’s your own preachers and multicultural authorities who’ll do it for you...” Christopher Hitchens
Muslim man says "You are my fucking slave", makes threats and NO arrest
I went on @BBCNewsnight and enraged all the usual radical-left loons stating these simple facts: ~1.85m foreign nationals claim £23 billion in welfare each year in Britain ~ 1.3m foreign nationals claim £11.9billion of Universal Credit Britain must put the British people first **Britains tax burden is the highest it’s been since the War (1948 to be exact)** If you want to lift people up, you have to create wealth. You have to incentivise work. Which means tax them less. Anyone who runs a business knows this. Since then, far-left X has launched a series of ad-hominem attacks. Some even saying these ideas are “extreme far-right” None of them have addressed the substance of my arguments. Instead they are trying to shame me for being in one of the most successful bands of last 20 years, whilst ignoring that I have one of the biggest independent politics podcasts in Britain. And ignoring that I’ve generated 10s of £millions in wealth and taxes for the economy, created 1000s of jobs, and built several successful companies. Likewise they think that I might be anything but immensely proud to be associated with my own dad, one of the most successful businessmen and generous individuals this country has produced since the War, and his association with GB News, officially the most viewed and trusted news channel in the country. He’s a hero. Thanks to Newsnight for having me!
The courageous Darlington nurses have struck a blow for women everywhere. A superb victory. The trade union movement should hang its head in shame for abandoning them.
'It's an absolute victory for us, we are over the moon.' Exclusive: Darlington nurses speak to GB News about the latest NHS trans guidance, which says trans patients should be accommodated on hospital wards in line with their biological sex.
🚨 BREAKING NEWS Police have asked the CPS to authorise charges against suspended Labour MP Dan Norris for sexual offences
How can we help Paul Rowesland ?
Zevenor Gordon, a sexual predator, has been jailed for 16 months for sexually assaulting 6 schoolgirls and women in London. Paul Powlesland, an environmental lawyer, is facing 2 years in prison for cleaning and removing garbage from the London river without a license. British
BREAKING: Police say Sarah Helm, wife of Labour’s National Security Advisor Jonathan Powell, will face no action over a social media post, declaring her support for the Palestine Action terror group, as it ‘did not meet criminal threshold’ (via @DailyMail) dailymail.com/news/article-1…
I’ve applied to stand as a local councillor for Restore Britain in the 2027 elections. I’m currently going through the vetting process. I nearly didn’t. The constant smears against Restore and anything labelled “far right” made me pause for a long time as I work as a psychotherapist; I have children and need to keep a roof over our heads. But I see the human cost of what’s happening every day with real people sitting across from me, struggling with fear, isolation, financial pressure, and a quiet sense that things are slipping. That keeps me grounded. It’s also what finally pushed me to step forward. I don’t know if I’ll get through vetting. We’ll see... but I do know I care about the people in this country, not as a slogan, but as the faces I work with every day, and I can't keep watching from the sidelines.
I wonder if the #MSM will see this
The UK could re-enter the EU in a “Switzerland plus” package that could be negotiated within months of any decision to deepen ties with the bloc, the head of a European parliament committee has said theguardian.com/politics/2026/…
Anyone at the BBC still care to claim this is justified protest for better education? Gosh, but there are some idiot journalists in our national media.
🚨 CUMMINGS BOMBSHELL EVIDENCE: "Putin is a tiny problem RELATIVE to our own Ministry of Defence and the lawyers in the cabinet office" "It's not Putin who's launching lawfare against the SAS" "It's not Putin whose destroyed procurement inside the MOD with billions money wasted corrupt" "It's not Putin trying to do any of these things to us. Our main problems are what we do to ourselves"
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